Slowly Crawling Towards a Red Future

When you’re in college you want to crawl (sometimes literally) as slowly as possible towards graduation, making sure to enjoy every step along the way. And at a school like Maryland, the future’s looking bright red. Red? Oh no, the angry news man was right! This shot is a perfect gift for someone starting their college journey, wrapping theirs up and moving on to the next challenge, or welcoming our communist overlords? Hopefully not the latter.